Ode to Ottawa Drivers

Local drivers are just awful.  There is a rollover counter that hasn't hit double digits at all this year.  Downtown streets are clogged because drivers can't figure out that if the can't get through an intersection, they shouldn't enter.  Stop signs and red lights means stopping is optional.  Parking is everywhere, even if marked otherwise.  In short, Ottawa drivers suck.

So here's a song in their honour.  All apologies to Richard O'Brien, who doesn't deserve me butchering his work.

"Let's Do the Car Roll Again" (to the tune of "The Time Warp")

It’s astounding.

Gravity’s fleeting.

Driving takes its toll.

But tailgate closely

Not for very much longer

I can’t keep any control

I remember doing the car roll

Thinking back to when

The sky was below me

And the ground above me

 

Let's Do the Car Roll Again

Let's Do the Car Roll Again

It’s just a bump on the left

And a swerve to the right

Take your hands off the wheel

And shut your eyes real tight

It's the flip and twist

That gives #autowa its name

Let's Do the Car Roll Again

Let's Do the Car Roll Again